Caught red handed
scarred_sibling - 15/10/2012 12:10 - United States
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LemonLearn - 06/10/2016 20:59 - United States - New York
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Privacy
Anonymous - 20/07/2019 22:00 - Australia - Brighton
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Are you OK?
Anonymous - 01/05/2016 04:36 - United States - Bloomfield
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That's that, then
Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02
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Tanned
caughtorangehanded - 01/10/2010 22:12 - United States
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Dude, gross!
utensils123 - - Australia
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Perpetually F-ed. - 17/01/2009 14:25 - United States
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Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:13 - United States
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ugh, why - 22/11/2015 05:12 - Australia
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anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand
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That's wasteful! Someone give this guy a donut.
noisebox
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Sounds like another chapter for 'Intrusive Wacker Stories' the 7th edition.
Did he warm it up a little first?
SApprentice
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Well, um, at least he enjoyed himself? Make him buy you a new bottle, OP. Oh, and you might want to warn him about the urinary tract infection he's likely going to get as a result of forcing lotion into his urethra. This could become very painful for him.
I think that's more his problem than yours. You can get new lotion, but he'll always still have a small penis.
yousuck44
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Has anyone thought of the song dick in a box or was it just me?
So... He got his whole wang in the bottle? FHL.
FML_14u2c
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Lesson learned: Next time buy a lotion bottle with a smaller bottleneck!
Thats soo funny but now im going to lock away my expensive lotion
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If it can fit in a lotion bottle, I'm assuming it was too small for you to see too much anyway.
Your skin has been really smooth and silky lately though, right?