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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 03/08/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, I went to a wedding with my family. While the maid of honor was giving her non-heartfelt, three sentence speech, my mom and I started talking about how lame her speech was. When I turned around to look at my mom, I saw the camera recording the speech behind her. FML

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By Sammijane58 - 31/07/2019 14:00

Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML

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By red button - 11/02/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By dream1334 - 02/06/2012 23:28 - United States - East Rockaway

Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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Another speech bites the dust

By Worst man - 01/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I gave a speech at my friend’s wedding. I spent weeks perfecting it, making sure it was funny but heartfelt. When I finished, I dropped the mic dramatically. It bounced off the table, hit the best man in the face, and the cable knocked his drink all over the bride’s dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2016 08:53 - Denmark

Today, I called my mom to make sure she could attend on the wedding day my fiancé and I had discussed. She started off with criticizing the venue we considered, then went on to criticize my fiancé, and then stated she would under no circumstances help out, but demanded to pick my wedding dress. FML

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Unapproving

By Anonymous - 27/06/2015 18:56 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, as I kissed my husband after our wedding vows, my mother-in-law muttered "Slut." loudly from the front row. Everyone heard her, but kept smiling and pretended to be oblivious. FML

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Practice makes perfect sense

By Anonymous - 06/08/2024 22:00 - Australia

Today, I practiced my wedding vows in front of the mirror we have in the hallway. When I was done, I heard clapping from my living room. Turns out my fiancé’s parents had come over early for dinner and had heard everything. FML

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onigiriqueen 0

Monday 3 August 2009 12:07

Why would you start talking smack about it DURING the speech? Show a little respect, you bitch.

evilbrent 0

Monday 3 August 2009 12:19

in case you were too stupid to realise (which you are) weddings are usually conducted by people who haven't done this sort of thing that many times. see how YOU go the first time you give a speech in public.

Comments

NGM_47 0

Monday 3 August 2009 12:52

Let's hope the cameraman (or guest, whatever) edits that out...it would suck even more if the guy recording was related to the maid of honor. But you shouldn't be talking bad about people....

Muffinish 0

Monday 3 August 2009 14:15

Out of curiosity, what was the speech, OP? Maybe what the maid of honor says might not be important to you, but has some sort of inside meaning for the bride/groom. Ever think of that?

doubleAbattery 0

Monday 3 August 2009 21:44

Yeah, there could have been some inside joke between them that you don't know about. And from the sound of it, you were too busy talking to even hear what she was saying. Maybe the MoH just got off to a rocky start in her speech. Public speaking isn't easy, I'd like to see you try it.

Ethan223 8

Monday 3 August 2009 14:25

your mom should show some respect eh?

thecrazed7 0

Monday 3 August 2009 14:50

YDI for having a mom.

plexico 3

Monday 3 August 2009 14:52

How do you have time to complain about the lameness of a "three-sentence speech?" The first sentence is usually some predictable pleasantries, so you can decide that the remainder is lame and discuss it with your mom, all within two sentences? Definitely with a three-minute speech you could have a such a discussion and maybe during a three-paragraph speech (A three-hour speech would have seen a massive uptick of FML's), but this idea of taking about the speech in the duration you mentioned is impossible.

nightswimming 0

Monday 3 August 2009 15:44

Ouch, everyone is so critical. I can relate OP, I was recently at a wedding where the maid of honor got up and literally said one sentence, she clearly did not want to say anything, and I must say the whole family poked fun of her lame lack of speech. It's not like the OP was being super cruel and saying vulgar things about the maid of honor, just poking a bit of fun. You all act like you wouldn't have made a comment, whether during or after if you were listening to something like that. Or at least thought the comment in your head.

girlygirl666 0

Monday 3 August 2009 16:52

And maybe that's where the thought should have stayed- in their heads. People deserve it when they get caught talking shit. YDI for being catty bitches.