Cats > Humans

LittleRed79 - 03/11/2016 04:49 - Canada

Today, it's difficult being a single woman in my city: The female/male ratio is 3:1, and the last 3 dates I've been on were with a guy who kept asking for nudes, an aggressive raging alcoholic, and what turned out to be a married man. I'm seriously considering adopting several more cats. FML
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SlugsOnDrugs 13

Just out of curiosity, I'm having trouble finding girls to date... What city are you in?

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caliguy08 17

Don't give up OP... you'll find the right person for you eventually

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Mixed_steel 23

Cats don't drink, ask for nudes, or hide their spouses from you. I vote cats.

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RichardPencil 30

Cats don't need nude photos of you because they stare at you nude in person -- and those little bastards are judging!!!

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RichardPencil 30

3:1?!?! Where is this place? Maybe I could get laid there!

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FoxOne_fml 12

And the few gentlemen you have in town are probably too shy to approach the women so you never notice them.

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Redhairchick 10

I'm not sure what's worse, no dates or bad dates. Bad dates (without violence or assault) give you something to laugh about at least.

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bloodyfreak_fml 4

Sounds like might be a good time to try playing for the other team, with those stats.

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TheMathMajor 26

That's just what I was thinking XD good time to experiment

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sturschaedel 27

Or make Beijing your partner city. They have the reverse problem.

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Zebediabolical 40

75% of your city is female. When you say 'city', do you mean 'women's prison'?

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davek 36

brb, moving to Canada...

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mariekitty 21

trust me I know the feeling. I'm in bc as well and I've had similar problems. it's getting ridiculous

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