Pranks, Scams Love Catfishing 101

Catfishing 101

jquaw - - Canada - Brockville

Today, I realized the sweet, sensitive girl I was talking to on a dating site was actually my brother trolling me for fun. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

Bizarre love triangle

addicted2v - - United States

Today, I found out the guy that my girlfriend introduced as her brother was actually her boyfriend. I also paid for him to come out with us to the movies several times. FML

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Classic fraud

Anonymous - 28/04/2023 15:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML

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Manhunt

toad - - Canada

Today, I found my daughter on Facebook after years of looking for her after the divorce. It turns out it was my ex pretending to be my daughter so she could track me down. FML

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Devious

rachel - - Germany - Köln

Today, my little brother told me to give him my phone so he could play a game on it. I said no, because I was taking a call from a friend at the time. He then walked over to the wall, headbutted it, burst into tears, then told my parents that I punched him. They believed him. FML

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You snooze, you lose

propose_you_freakin_coward - - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

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confsused - 16/12/2013 17:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

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Judgemental

ugly - - United States

Today, my sister told me not to come over anymore because her baby is scared of my face. FML

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Prank protip

Ca13b - - United States

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

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Rumors - 12/12/2013 11:27 - United States - Turtle Lake

Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML

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I'm in hell

mylifesuckssomuch3214 - - United States

Today, after complaining to the administration about my roommate, I finally got switched. As I went into the room to meet my new roommate, I found out he was my old roommate's brother. They are exactly the same, and I'm not allowed to switch again. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Sunday 28 September 2014 23:11

The heart wants what it wants right?

imyy 20

Monday 29 September 2014 0:11

At least they weren't sexting - now THAT would've been awkward :-)

vlalam 24

Monday 29 September 2014 12:34

lol.. i could have been ur bro.. have fun, u have an awesome brother! u will cherish these moments later ;)

Zm90 5

Monday 29 September 2014 13:15

brother sister love hv fun

wheresmymary 22

Monday 29 September 2014 14:18

Wincest

hk1998 8

Monday 29 September 2014 15:06

Brotherly love

ShitHappen_fml 15

Monday 29 September 2014 16:31

No.1 rule in the Internet: "never trust dating sites". idiot.

TogeBara 12

Monday 29 September 2014 22:08

Met my girl online. Not even a dating site, but a chat website. Sometimes things do happen well, but you should still be cautious.

fuggotmuggot 14

Monday 29 September 2014 17:28

How'd you find out?

Averylonelycube 11

Monday 29 September 2014 23:27

Maybe this is his way of telling you something.

Robert1989 9

Monday 29 September 2014 23:39

I hope you beat the shit out of him.

dearmsleading 2

Tuesday 30 September 2014 0:19

At least you didn't need Matt and Nev to figure it out for you.

willwiggles 13

Tuesday 30 September 2014 2:15

Manti Te'o all over again

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Kids Parenting Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Intimacy Suspicious Sex Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, the unhealthiest person I know, weighing in at around 350 pounds told me she was now a vegan. I then told her the Cheese-Itz, as well as the leather boots she was wearing wasn't vegan. She said I was wrong. I'm a nutritionist. FML

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Today, my coworker spilled sticky fruit glaze all over my cake display cake and left it overnight uncleaned. The same display case I spent 2 hours cleaning the day before. FML

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Today, I was in the mall for the second day in a row with my 7-year-old brother. As we walked past Santa he asked me, "Why does Santa look different today"? Not thinking, I said, "Because each mall has a different Santa." FML

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Today, I knew my son was obsessed with Anime, which is fine because he has a job, and seems like a functional human being, but this afternoon he sent out invites to all our relatives to a virtual reality wedding, where he will marry some sort of nonexistent cartoon girl called "Wife Fu." FML

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Today, I was getting to second base with a really hot guy, but I couldn't stop laughing when he said my boobs were "soft like cake." He got so embarrassed that he lost his boner. FML

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Today, I saw my train pulling in to the station. I sprinted up the stairs and luckily made the train. I looked around and no one was in my compartment. I began to notice that the train was heading down some tracks I'd never been too. I got stuck on an empty train for 3 hours in the train garage. FML

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