Bye bye loser - FML

Bye bye loser

By abandoned af - 03/01/2026 20:00

Spicy

Today, my husband announced he was leaving me for a girl he met at work because she “has a hotter body” and “looks better in bed during sex.” I gave birth to his kid earlier this year. I said I was gonna bleed him dry on child support and alimony, and he said, “So? I can afford it. I make 6 figures a year.” FML

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GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 4 January 2026 20:42

He can afford to support you, his child and his new life. Enjoy your freedom. Maybe his new girlfriend will find someone younger, and dump him?

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GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 4 January 2026 20:42

He can afford to support you, his child and his new life. Enjoy your freedom. Maybe his new girlfriend will find someone younger, and dump him?

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