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nudesurprise - 16/04/2009 14:49 - United States

Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML

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Toldyouso - 22/01/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to fill my girlfriend's room with scented candles and surprise her when she was done showering. I lied there naked, with Kenny G playing softly. I heard a knock on the door, so I told her to come in. To my surprise it was her mom. FML

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Anonymous - 28/05/2017 12:00

Today, the first thing my fiancé did when he walked in the door was to loudly announce all the hot kinky stuff he was about to do to me on the kitchen table. Unfortunately for him my dad, mother and both my brothers had just dropped in for a visit and heard every word he said. FML

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Anonymous - 18/04/2020 08:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were sexting, and he asked me if I would be naked and waiting for him when he got home. When he told me he was on his way, I took my clothes off and got into bed. What he didn’t tell me was he was bringing friends to pick up a desk from our place for their office. FML

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nnnaaazzz - 24/10/2009 12:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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noooo - 08/08/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him, horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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seminole711 - 20/09/2009 14:17 - United States

Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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Anonymous - 13/02/2013 11:47 - United Kingdom - Stevenston

Today, the guy I like and his friend came home with me to work on a project. I opened my front door and my mum was at the top of the stairs completely naked, bent over, drying her hair with the hairdryer. It took a few moments for her to realise we were there. FML

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jane smith - 01/07/2010 12:11 - Australia

Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML

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willywonks - 21/03/2009 05:33 - United States

Today, I went over to surprise my girlfriend of two years with flowers and dinner at her apartment. After I knocked, a handsome young man answered the door. Thinking I had the wrong apartment, I apologized, only to hear my girlfriend's voice call from the background, "Baby, who's there?" FML

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konens_dick - 22/03/2009 10:38 - United States

Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML

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unibrowicorn 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:51

I saw one similar to this not long ago. :/ And what do we learn from all of this? Always look before you answer the door I learned that in like,kindergarten.

dca714 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 19:52

can you say PEEP HOLE...itll keep his dad from peepin your hole =x

wowfmlife 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 21:54

Idiot, YDI And #28 yeah s/he did

EverWatcher 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:00

Did Dad say "nice work, son"?

JackDupp 11

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:14

LOL @ #20 Boom Chicka Chicka Wow Wow!!!

itsTiffany 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:27

I don't understand why you wouldn't look before you answered, even if it is a new apartment... you never really know who it ACTUALLY could be.

heyjuuude 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:38

Why does everyone on FML answer the door naked? This just baffles me to no end.

protoasha 11

Tuesday 3 July 2012 19:48

Maybe because the people who open the door normally don't have a reason to say FML?

mowmowlife 21

Friday 28 September 2012 23:51

This is the realm of the people who don't think things through. I'm pretty sure you can't make an FML for using common sense and checking the door with clothes on.

thelonelylurker 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:41

Threesome? protip: Wear clothes when answering door.

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Thursday 16 April 2009 22:51

my friend has a habit of attracting creepers so i put a big sign on the inside of her door that said Use the peephole so you don't get "surprised" maybe you should make one too