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Brainrot

By M…… - 23/05/2011 19:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to the key cutter for the second time because apartment key I gave to my boyfriend didn't work. The man cut me another key and apologised profusely. When I got home and tried the key, it didn't work. I realised I'd asked him to copy the wrong key. Twice. FML

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Rynk95 11

Monday 23 May 2011 22:56

Poor man. You made him feel sorry for nothing.

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Monday 23 May 2011 23:27

It was the "!!!" and "LOL" that killed it for me.

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doggywoop 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 6:33

hahahahahah lawl sucks to be you;)

barbiiee_fml 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 10:14

fail ! -100

missy76518 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 14:57

dumb ass. poor guy felt bad thinking it was his fault. i bet he did the second key free being he thought it was his mistake. i hope u said ur sorry it was ur mistake and at least paid him something for wasting his time. maybe is focus factor time for u or a brain transplant. idiot! SMH