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Brain fart

jonjon - 13/06/2010 13:16 - United States

Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML

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Fright night

Anonyme - 04/11/2023 11:00 - United Kingdom - Cheddleton

Today, I couldn’t sleep because the hall light was too bright. Someone left their room; I waited for them to return so we wouldn’t cross paths. I got up and went for the light, only to find them peeing naked with the door open. In a panic I flipped any switch, which made the hall brighter, then ran. FML

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Stealthy roommate

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - 15/03/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I had to go to the bathroom, but the door was closed. I waited until I was pretty much about to explode, and eventually yelled, "Are you okay?" and my roommate replied, "What are you talking about? Oh, sorry. I left the light on." How do you close the door and forget to turn off the light? FML

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Scaredy cat

amazinghermit - 25/11/2014 04:21 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I spent an hour in my car terrified to go inside because I thought my house was being burgled. I saw rapid shadows in the light of my lounge. Eventually I plucked up the courage to creep inside with a rock to find it wasn't a robber. It was my cats, fighting in front of a toppled lamp. FML

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- 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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Caught

Anonymous - 25/10/2015 02:47 - United States - Apollo

Today, I woke up to noises in my living room. I was scared, but I loaded my gun and snuck downstairs. I burst into the living room, yelled for the motherfucker robbing me to put his hands up, and flicked on the light. My cat stared back at me like I was a moron then calmly walked out. FML

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Spooked

Anonymous - 15/11/2010 05:08

Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a makeshift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML

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haunted - 24/11/2011 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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Grounded

cock sauce - 09/06/2012 21:15 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, I snuck out of the house for a night on the town. When I got back, I found all the doors and windows bolted shut. My sister's laughing face at my bedroom window suggests I'll be spending the rest of the night outside. FML

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LacrosseFAIL - 16/07/2016 22:33 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML

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yuuupyup - 18/04/2012 00:55 - United States - Somerset

Today, while driving home, I realized I forgot my house key. Luckily, when I arrived home, someone had already broken into my house. Guess I didn't need the key. FML

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Katee0_o 6

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:12

Yah when I see a light on I automatically assume I'm being robbed.

JessKraze 0

Sunday 13 June 2010 19:10

That's okay sounds like something I would do if I forgot that I left the light on.

PurpleLlamas 0

Monday 14 June 2010 1:51

hows this an fml? you were being kinda dumb who cares?

YevKassem 0

Monday 14 June 2010 1:59

this was a waste of my 3 seconds to read

JesseJaymz 0

Monday 14 June 2010 2:20

at least u didn't call the cops.

DasTo 0

Monday 14 June 2010 2:23

omg this is just like me lololol!!!!

ForeverDreamer 0

Monday 14 June 2010 2:39

so is this FML a hidden meaning directed towards you being an idiot?

yerpster 0

Monday 14 June 2010 3:35

what are you high?

totli 0

Monday 14 June 2010 4:10

paranoid much?

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Monday 14 June 2010 4:20

Wow...what kind of robber in their right mind would leave a light on while stealing stuff? YDI

Primus_fml 0

Monday 14 June 2010 5:14

OP isn't dumb, he was probably just drunk. He only didn't mention it cause he knew he would get "YDI for drinking" comments.

Flinlock 0

Monday 14 June 2010 5:18

you thought you were being robbed, so the first thing that comes to your mind is... OMG HIDE AND WAIT TILL THEY ARE DONE TAKING MY STUFF! if you're gonna be a coward and hide at least call for help maybe? xD