Relatable, Awkward, Clumsy and Health: Boxing

Boxing

By Holly - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to wait in a hospital room because I cut myself with a knife while trying to open a box of soda. After three stitches, I went home only to notice the box has an easy-open tab. FML

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irishbohemian 0

Saturday 1 September 2012 3:19

Who the hell doesn't know that!?

1800chokethathoe 3

Sunday 2 September 2012 21:56

I guess thats why they say that soda is bad for your health.

sea_cucumber_11 11

Monday 31 March 2014 3:55

What is boxed soda? Is it Pepsi in a box or baking soda?

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