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Anonymous - - United States - San Francisco

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

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Boom boom

Anonymous - 18/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Pasadena

Today, after having to call in a noise complaint about my downstairs neighbors talking loud past midnight, the managers fixed the problem. Now all I can hear is two little girls who like to throw a basketball at the building for hours. FML

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Oh no…

pacelily - 30/08/2016 20:32 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors and their 4 kids all under the age of 6. I met them due to all the thudding coming from upstairs. FML

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Anonymous - 16/10/2017 23:15

Today, I was blaring the radio to drown out the sound of the kids in the apartment upstairs. They then started jumping in time with the music. FML

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Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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sleeplessinrichmond - 15/09/2013 06:02 - United States - Bronx

Today, the guy on the floor above me decided it was time for a tuba jam session. Apparently optimal tuba time is 2am. FML

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ineedsleep - 30/10/2014 14:15 - Finland - J?rvenp

Today, I found out that there's a very loud and frisky couple living above my bedroom, and a family with a crying baby living above my living room. At this rate, I'll end up sleeping in the bathtub in my own home. FML

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Yellowsmellow - 22/09/2016 17:57 - Canada - Windsor

Today, and for the past two weeks, the people living directly above me have decided to add rearranging their furniture to their daily routines. Not only that but apparently, 6 a.m. is the most optimal time for them. FML

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fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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We live in a society

Anonymous - 28/07/2021 06:01

Today, I can't any peace and quiet in any room of my flat. The neighbours on one side are arguing, the other side are having very loud sex, the ones upstairs I suspect are playing some sort of games console, and downstairs daughter has been practising her violin badly all morning. FML

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soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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MxAxRxCxO 30

Monday 21 October 2013 18:54

Which team were you rooting for?

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Monday 21 October 2013 19:13

Team Quiet-The-****-Down-And-Go-To-Sleep

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Monday 21 October 2013 20:51

Maybe their just sleeping.

riddenhopes 13

Monday 21 October 2013 21:14

they're**

davek 36

Monday 21 October 2013 22:28

Yeah, "sleeping".

bigpops 12

Monday 21 October 2013 21:12

when do they sleep? Then it's your turn....

zuzupetalsYO 11

Monday 21 October 2013 21:13

Sounds like neighbors. Lame.

DocBastard 38

Monday 21 October 2013 21:54

Welcome to FML. We only speak human here. Please try it.

INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

Monday 21 October 2013 22:22

I'm jealous they have enough space to play baseball in their apartment.

trolled11 8

Monday 21 October 2013 22:50

convince them to play the quiet game

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 21 October 2013 23:13

Or matching onesies that they go everywhere in.

EvilLittleMan 23

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:25

What the hell. They should be playing the other ball game that involves a wood shaft.

ViviMage 39

Tuesday 22 October 2013 0:42

Call the police for a noise curfew violation!

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 1:11

There are two reasons for this, douchebaggery or drugs

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Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:25

That sucks so much, because filing complaints doesn't really do anything. My upstairs neighbor has hated me since the day she moved in and makes a point of stomping her feet as hard as she can and lets her two little brats run around like crazy, and I learned the hard way that filing complaints does absolutely nothing.

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Today, a dog came up to me while I was sitting on my porch. I used my belt as a leash to go try to find its owner. After an hour of looking in the rain, I gave up and let it go. Now I'm back in my house and it won't stop pawing and barking at my door. It's 3:00 a.m. FML

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Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML

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Today, I was walking down the street, when a man behind me tapped me on the shoulder. He gave a $5 bill and said that he thought I had dropped it. Not having the integrity to turn him down, I took it. I spent the next 20 minutes being chased by a crazy hobo who claimed that it was his. FML

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Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML

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Today, I got billed for $80 of Justin Bieber music. It wouldn't have been so bad if it were my daughter who bought it all, instead of my husband. FML

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Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML

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