Big awkward moment

JDLAX1924 - 05/08/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
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Maybe you should have sex with your pants off.

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lalala2012 2

u only lasted 3 minutes?!? that's pathetic

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Elfyy 0

Hahahahaha! 3 Minutes in and you couldn't make her moan!?! FAIL

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fyourlife1990 0

you just gave your mom some more to her **** collection..ah that gave me the jitters.. like that grossed out feeling you get when you see a fat chick in a 2 peice 

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socalduude879 1

nightmares....and therapy to erase that visual o.o

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Rianebabe0502 0

#55 LMFAO you're comment made my day fat chick in a 2 peice xD lol

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MarsDeeKiwiBird 0

... Your phone was in your pocket...? So you barely last long AND your clothes were on.

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TibbysMusic 1

Once again, ever thought it ended before he finished?

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brunnette_babe 0

he butt dialed while they were talkin dirty!!! ****** dumbasses and took em off when they started having sex. does it really take an iq of 140 to ******* figure this shit out friggin fucktards

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jaymelaine 0

so how the he'll did you have sex with your pants in your pocket... shouldn't your pants be off??... that's uncomfortable.

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

I added this to my favorites because it's pretty funny but the comments are even better.

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jaymelaine 0

lmao I meant phone not pants the first time.

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ashrandom 0

that sucks. at least it only recorded 3 mins. (rmbr ppl, the answering machine doesn't record forever). be more careful next time OP

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val32 0

wowww I posted an FML just like this and it didn't get published cool

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