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Herbiee - 18/08/2010 12:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I shaved off the beard I had been forced to grow over the past 3 weeks due to forgetting my razor when away. Fifteen minutes in, with half my beard gone, I realised I had got a tan everywhere but my beard. I now have a large white patch on my face. FML
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Laurendorcus 0

Why didnt you just buy a disposable razor while you were away? Laziness/cheapness YDI

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Shopaholic69137 0

It didn't occur to you that you could just buy a new one while away? and they say Americans are dumb.

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ilovefacebookk 0

buuuy one when ur there? retaard

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Syb3rStrife 2

Go or get someone you know to go buy you some tanning lotion. :)

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b1acksharpi3mark 0

Try wearing makeup on your chin?

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sadistmonkey 19

YDI for not buying a new razor while out there.

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phorcep 0

I can't find the one I was looking for, but buy one of these: http://www.shopflick.com/stores/beardhead/Beard-Head-Knit-Cap--Viking-Edition

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polopony 0

YDI for going to a 3 week Al Queda training camp where razors are unavailable YDI for living in the UK where there are, on average, 7 days of sun per year

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Newcastle?! Then the easiest solution is just consuming lots of their yummy beer, and passing out bottles to anyone who notices. :D

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christyxoxo 8

no worries, op. just give that area a little tan and you're good to go (:

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emo_devon 11

hey..OP....you can buy some tan lotion, or just some bronzer from ur local drug store. that will help ^^

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Ooh! I second the bronzer idea. He should get the gel kind. Less girly than foundation, and he's likely to buy the wrong color foundation anyway. Matching your skintone can be tricky, especially once the tan starts to fade.

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

ok here wouldve been an easy prevention to this problem: buy a razor while you were away. heres an easy solution: buy some tanning lotion or go tanning.

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