I used to date a guy who worked at Guitar Center. One night, he sat up in bed while still asleep and exclaimed, very enthusiastically, "thanks for calling guitar center! Guaranteed lowest prices in the nation!" I about lost it laughing.

I don't think this is an FML. Just proof you guys are in a good relationship.

I've nearly done that before when someone called me as I was clocking out after a long and stressful day. I caught myself beforehand though. I'm sure you're not the only one who has done it. Just hope you got to have a relaxing evening after work

I'm still waiting for the day that I don't catch myself from saying "Dixie auto parts" instead of "Hello" lol I feel the pain

hah your Panera makes you say "it's a fresh day." I haven't heard that yet. our application sign says "Rye work anywhere else!!?" I've sarcastically answered "hello from panaradise!" but I'm the baker, I can pretty much say anything lol. Though, I've always felt simply saying Panera Bread was enough

Hey at least you're making that $$

Oh I've had those days. pretty bad. get some sleep and refresh your brain.

I work in a warehouse talking into a headset for 10 hours a day. Many times at the end of the night when we are cleaning I will catch myself going "repeat" out loud despite not having the headset on anymore. Many people do it without thinking about it all the time :P

I've worked Pizza Hut during Super bowl Sunday as a 17 year old, in call centers that dealt with people mortgages but Panera takes the cake for shittiest job I've ever had.

I used to work as a receptionist at chrysler, so one day I receive a call in my home and greet my brother with: Chrysler, good morning! how may we help you?