Kids Awwww

Awwww

ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

28 228

13 829

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

yoked - 18/12/2009 03:48 - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

33 208

4 645

Kids say the darndest things

Anonymous - 30/09/2020 02:02

Today, I asked my 2-year-old if he loved me. His response? “No mama, stop.” FML

919

1 119

lol - 05/12/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I farted in front of my husband for the first time in 26 years. He told our kids over email, and now they won't shut up about it. FML

31 546

9 272

lamponau - 09/11/2008 11:26 - France

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

36 542

6 183

Laurel - 25/05/2013 04:37 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML

50 930

9 078

Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

32 258

8 794

Thanks, I hate it

Anonymous - 07/01/2011 02:45 - United States

Today, feeling melancholic, I took a blanket out to the backyard and lay down to look at the clouds. My dad came out to ask me what I was doing. I told him, he smirked, squatted over my face, and farted. He then ran back inside and told my mom. She laughed. FML

34 229

6 256

chee - 11/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML

46 826

2 948

Daddy's in the shit again

habbsrule - 15/06/2012 14:21 - Canada

Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML

15 515

30 146

Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

30 391

11 465

TheGuyOverThere 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:47

That's teenagers for you.

I_Own_Ubers 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 5:48

haha I guess i only find that funny cos I am 16, hardly an fml, more like my life is perfect cos my child has a wonderful sense of humour

LilaBear 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:16

You asked a sixteen year old "how much do you love me?"?? The response is really not that surprising. Teenagers often don't go in for the whole lovey-dovey-feelings type thing.

blland 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:19

any normal person will simply go with "oh hell... what does she want from me this time"

bittersweets 2

Sunday 13 December 2009 12:59

Yeah, more like an "my life is normal"!

Toxicair 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 21:43

I'm not that far off from 16 and I still joke with my mom saying ill send her to a nursery home when I'm older. She laughs with us because she knows it's not true.

SarcasticUnicorn 9

Sunday 26 August 2012 8:52

I always love to tell my mom I love her. And she always tells me back. But I was raised to be all lovey- dovey I guess.

clamperson 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 6:58

Rock on kid, rock on...

luvy101 1

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:02

YDI for being needy

AndelleRae 9

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:03

Hey, that IS love. If he/she didn't love you, he/she would have just ignored you and let the smell slowly waft up to you and make you gag. Read between the lines, my friend. :)

pistbag 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:33

lol true

elliepenguin 5

Monday 5 March 2012 5:42

LMFAO

shananigans 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:15

What a question, you sound a bit needy and insecure...

Emilee101 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:32

you really sound quite insecure.

mandychika 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 7:40

This isn't really an FML. You were ASKING your kids how much they loved you (which, in itself, is rather odd...seems like fishing for compliments). Your seven year old responded in a very sweet way. Your sixteen year old either didn't hear you, was embarrassed by the question, or was distracted by the fact that he just farted. None of these scenarios includes your children not loving you.

Sammara 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:02

Just like in real fishing, when you fish for compliments, you're bound to reel in stuff you really don't want.

hayleyukulele 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:20

NEEDY ASS BITCH!

Katiepie93 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 8:37

Dont take it to heart. This is what teenagers are like. We cant help it. Ofcourse he loves you

TheDarkCynder 2

Thursday 22 September 2011 0:30

Yes, because obviously every member of a certain age group acts like this.

BritSkits 22

Saturday 7 February 2015 3:05

It's just generally considered teenagers want to be 'cool' and not be all lovey-dovey. BTW, I'm getting real sick of your 'age discrimination' shit. No one needed to hear it and you've posted it twice. No one's really even said anything that bad about teenagers, so really you just want to whine.