Love, Awkward and Transportation: Avoidance tactics

Avoidance tactics

By busrides - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had confessed my love to two years ago on the bus. We chatted for a few minutes and she got off on the first stop, saying that this is where she had to get off. Twenty minutes later, I see her in the bus next to mine. The bus number was 20. Like mine. FML

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Thursday 24 December 2009 16:11

huh? this is confusing.

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Thursday 24 December 2009 16:19

At least you made her "get off." Maybe in two more years, you can help her get off the fun way! Bus #20? 20 minutes? Coincidence (*cue up "Twilight Zone" music*)?