Your everyday life stories

PeriodicallyEmbarassed - 24/06/2016 15:06 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, while attending a memorial service, I started my period. In a skirt. Feeling it would be rude to leave the room in the middle of the service, I sat with my inner turmoil until I thought I could bail. As I walked out with blood running down both of my legs, the entire room turned to stare. FML

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siblings - 24/06/2016 14:59 - United States - Antrim

Today, I found my sister talking to her dolls. This would be fine if she wasn't 24, I have to live with her FML

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Confused - 24/06/2016 14:57 - United States - Antrim

Today, I learned that my older brother is actually my father. FML

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wtf - 24/06/2016 14:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. We've been dating for 3 months, I'm 16, he's 17. I felt too bad to say no. I'll tell him tomorrow. FML

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Sushi - 24/06/2016 14:27 - United States - Buffalo

Today I got my period after missing it last month, the good part, I'm not prego, the bad part, it's the worst one I have ever had, the even worst part, my wedding is in two days. Hurrah for white dresses! FML.

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hansky - 24/06/2016 14:06 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I got very drunk at a party and didn't know how to get home. I spent an hour walking along the highway barefoot trying to find a bus stop. I got there just in time to watch the last bus drive away. FML

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grimreaperjr1232 - 24/06/2016 14:03 - United States - Newark

Today, I was called by my one night stand. She informed me she was pregnant with my child, i asked how this was possible because i wore a condom. Apparently she wanted a baby so bad she poked holes in her condoms. I can be with her or get child support. I'm financially unprepared to raise a child.

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KillingCupid - 24/06/2016 13:46 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my now ex boyfriend broke up with me, and then completely trashed me on Twitter thinking that I wasn't paying attention. I was paying attention, and now I know that he always thought I was an attention seeking and manipulative bitch. FML

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MuchConfusion - 24/06/2016 13:24 - United States

Today, I got home from a double shift to find my husband in bed with my sister. Also, I found out I have several illegitimate siblings. I thought I was an only child. FML

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thecolorabi - 24/06/2016 13:20 - United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, I forgotten bring a towel into the bathroom when I took a bath. my boyfriend's mum is deaf and his dad is ignoring me. it's been over a hour already... FML

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anonymous - 24/06/2016 12:49 - United States - Southport

Today, my mom decided to delete every one of my guy friends out of my phone. she's actually crazy. her reason was that girls can't have more than one guy friend. now I can't talk to some of my closest friends. FML

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icomeonheretofeelbetteraboutlife - 24/06/2016 12:42 - Australia - Horsley

Today, after being told by friends a lip piercing would look good and spending 60 bucks on it, my girlfriend saw it and said she'd never kiss me again. FML.

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theonejr3 - 24/06/2016 12:37 - United States

Today, i was looking through my moms new phone and saw that she sent and received nudes from someone who isnt my dad... FML

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WeegeeFMLNerd - 24/06/2016 12:11 - United States - Dillwyn

Today, my fridge broke. So I quickly put everything to another fridge. It started working again. I put everything back. It broke again. FML.

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ouch - 24/06/2016 11:59 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I was having a dream I was pulling out railroad spikes. I woke up to my nose piercing bleeding heavily because I had yanked my nose ring out. FML

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Shazzerzzz - 24/06/2016 08:39 - United Kingdom - Southend-on-sea

Today, I was listening to rock music and chilling with a few friends. I thought it would be funny to play my leg as if it were a guitar. Unfortunately I am not that flexible and pulled a muscle in my butt cheek. FML.

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nanner6206 - 24/06/2016 07:59

Today, my husband and I are in separate rooms, not speaking, because we had a fight about sex. DURING sex. FML

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MashaV - 24/06/2016 03:49 - United States - Edison

Today, a stranger asked me for directions. He gave me his map, to show me where he wanted to go. When he was about to leave, he suddenly stretched out his hand, palm open. Confused, I went in for a handshake. Turns out, I forgot I was still holding the map, and he just wanted it back. FML.

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laurencoc - 24/06/2016 03:44 - Australia

Today, I came home on my uni break to see my mums new house. My mum and sisters aren't on break yet, so this morning I dropped them off to work and school. Once I got home I realised that I've locked myself out, so I decided to try the back door. A neighbour saw and called the cops on me. FML

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Secondplace - 24/06/2016 02:26 - United States - Laurel

Today, he texted his ex back while he was inside me. Still thrusting. FML

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Tongue Twisted - 24/06/2016 02:22 - United States - Johnstown

Today, I was in a cabin retreat with my fraternity brothers. My girlfriend sent me a sexy picture, which I took to the bathroom. Being distracted, when somebody knocked I did not say "occupied." Instead, I said "Come in!" FML

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kusje - 23/06/2016 20:22 - Netherlands - Wageningen

Today, I felt terrible after a night out. I went to my boyfriend's place so he could make me feel better. As I laid in bed, unable to move without throwing up, he started a serious conversation which ended in him breaking up with me. So much for making me feel better. FML

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matt_gw - 23/06/2016 19:03 - United States - Westerly

Today, I spent over an hour on the phone with Quizno's waiting for a manager so I could inquire about a job, only to find out that he left an hour ago. FML

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MozillaHostile - 23/06/2016 18:36 - Canada - Medicine Hat

Today, I was playing paintball with a few friends. I got hit, so I started walking off the field with my hand up. As I passed one of my friends, he looked at me for about 5 seconds, and then shot me in the throat. FML.

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TexasGirl24 - 23/06/2016 17:47 - United States

Today, at my job in a greenhouse, I was berated and called stupid for not knowing what kind of plant a customer was looking for. This may have been somewhat reasonable, except she didn't know the name of the plant, or what it looked like. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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WhoviansUnite193 - 23/06/2016 17:43 - United States

Today, My dad had not had the chance to be with us on Fathers day so we simply had a breakfast for him at Dennys today. The waitress who attended us was very nice and once we were done ordering held her hand out towards me. Without thinking I took it and shook it. She was asking for the menu. FML

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NoPoolForYou - 23/06/2016 17:39 - United States - Detroit

Today, my cousin got mad at me and called me selfish because I am hosting my friend's going away party before he goes off to basic training this Saturday, because she planned on showing up uninvited with her kids to swim in my pool. My relatives are siding with her. FML

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NotInPublic - 23/06/2016 16:39 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while in a CROWDED restaurant, my mother asked my grandfather what he was going in to order. He responded with: "I think I'll have some nice succulent breast" before reaching over and squeezing my grandmother's boob. Everyone saw. Including our server. FML

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They Don't Even Let Me Leave The House - 23/06/2016 15:01 - United States - Quincy

Today, I realized that I shower just about 3 times a day just to get away from my horrible family. FML

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Allnewfiegirl4 - 23/06/2016 14:38 - Canada - Stephenville

Today my boyfriend chose the watch the Jimmy newtron move instead of having sex with me :/ FML

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Today, I anxiously waited 8 hours for an important phone call. The phone rang while I was sitting on the toilet. FML

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Today, after I got the birth control implant, waited a week like my doctor told me, my fiancé is still too scared that I'll get pregnant. It's been two months. FML

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Today, I escaped an abusive relationship, only for him to manipulate my family into thinking i’m crazy. FML

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Today, I received a rejection letter from a company I interviewed with three weeks ago. They didn't mention giving my $200 portfolio back. Guess I'll keep using my 4-year degree to wait tables. FML

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML

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Today, before I could realise what I was doing, I replied-all to an email chain about a huge company issue, saying, "FFS, this is ridiculous and moronic, and so is upper management." I’m still employed, but everyone now avoids me like I’m radioactive. FML

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