By Anonymous - 27/10/2012 07:20 - United States
Mommy issues
By Anonymous - 05/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Maryland Heights
By mandy - 10/04/2009 15:35 - United States
By bluep313 - 18/09/2015 17:03 - United Kingdom - London
By Facepalmum - 10/01/2013 06:28 - Australia - Melbourne
Childfree confirmation ceremony
By Kathya Wilson - 01/08/2022 10:00
Good boy, bad boy
By Anonymoose - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Indianapolis
By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States
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By MisterGasMoney - 13/04/2014 17:08 - United States - Poughkeepsie
MisterGasMoney tells us more.
By TeaRex__ - 21/03/2017 14:38
TeaRex__ tells us more.
Hi OP here, I don't know why it's showing me as male, I'm very much a female, a potato female apparently.. But I'll just add a bit more context to a very random situation, the kid who said it is one of my pupils (12 years old), she often says her random thought out loude, although this is one of the most random things she's ever said to me. She couldn't tell what kind of potato is the good kind, just that I looked like it. Some of the suggestions in the comments here is absolutely hilarious and great possible candidates for the good looking potato.
No shame
By bluewatersify - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia
I blame the parents
By Anonymous - 29/12/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Lower Hutt
Not now, Sweetie
By Redbeard - 24/01/2020 05:00
This is what TERFs believe
By Anonymous - 21/08/2025 19:00 - United Kingdom
Lowkey
By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 19:04 - United States
By whydadwhy - 29/01/2016 22:52 - United States - Clyde
whydadwhy tells us more.
Hey, OP here. Anyways, for those who are saying I should take it as a joke--he was fully serious when he said it. He's not the best human being. He's done this before, and I don't know why he specifically attacks my son's kitten. He's threatened to let the cat outside so it can get hit by a car, has said he hopes it runs away and never comes back, and I even caught him trying to kick and/or chuck it out of a room. He repeated what he said to my husband, but claimed that my son couldn't take a joke and refused to apologize. My son was speechless when he said it and went to his room because he didn't want to be seen crying. He's only 8; he doesn't need to hear that his grandfather wants to kill his cat. My husband did the responsible thing and told my father that he thinks he shouldn't be involved with my son that much anymore.
By Bestbirthday - 12/07/2016 01:04 - United States - Bastrop
Hypocritical
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By Anonymous - 06/05/2018 07:00 - United States - Albuquerque
No silver linings to this cloud
By Hannah - 14/01/2023 14:00
By emirie - 14/11/2013 21:33 - Russian Federation - Saint Petersburg
emirie tells us more.
So just to clear things up, my sister isn't super crazy, although I was naturally alarmed. She's a little weird and creepy, and has no filter. Also, this happened a while ago (I had to say today, obviously), it just popped in my head the other day when the same sister told me she's pregnant. She has babysat, and has a step son as well.
By Anonymous - 26/02/2014 03:50 - United States - La Grange
Booze *gone wrong*
By Anonymous - 21/02/2017 09:00 - United States
Open invitation
By Anonymous - 18/04/2022 06:00 - United States - Morganville
Trauma
By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 06:00
Scheißleben
By LearnGeographyUSA - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland
Lock her up!
By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 18:00
Overpowered
By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen
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My laundry room has been paid for, not by their mom, but by her husband, who I've known since middle school. I guess one of the kids told him about it, and I got a text apologizing and saying he would cover it! Problem Solved!