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With The ‘Dickini’ You Can Now Cover Your **** With Dicks

Nina - 04/12/2017 17:30

We’ve seen a number of weird fashion trends in 2017, but we’ve got one more to add to the list before the year is through! The dickini is the new fashion FML captivating the uber-trendy and it’s a glittering offense to boobs everywhere.

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Just Hanging On

FML Approved - 20/10/2017 20:30

It'll get better. Eventually.

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Don't Touch My Fries

FML Approved - 22/10/2017 04:00

These aren't beetles... This is Sparta!

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Candy girl - 20/08/2017 01:30 - Denmark

Today, while waiting in line at the supermarket, a mother told me to be considerate and not buy the candy I was paying for, because it made her screaming toddler jealous. FML

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Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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