By Rainydaze - 11/11/2017 05:00 - United States - Hillsboro
The Top
By jp_boards - 12/12/2017 14:58
The sound of silence
By hearing too much - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Know your place
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Barf
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Leave me alone
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Gotcha
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Yada yada yada
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Hello?
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By mrandmrsanon - 02/01/2017 17:23 - United States - Victoria
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Source?
By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 13:16 - Canada - Brossard
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By unemployed-dude - 08/12/2015 06:17 - Australia - Vermont
Classy dude
By tw@ - 28/09/2014 15:30 - United Kingdom - Watford
Scammers gonna scam
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By cutsiecurliee - 05/11/2015 19:21 - United States - San Francisco
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Hey guys OP here! I asked the little girl if that was her parents and she nodded but 911 told me they were still sending an officer to be 100% sure that everything was accurate. The parents completely understood and were totally fine because they were glad I cared and took action. :)
Good one, dude
By poop hands - 20/12/2016 03:50 - United States - Salt Lake City
By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 12:29 - Australia - Surry Hills
Pay up
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By NewUsername - 05/12/2016 09:39 - United States - Sonora
NewUsername tells us more.
Hi guys, OP here! Now that I have more space I'll explain a bit more. I was with my friend and she had left a bit earlier to get snacks and the man moved for her. When I left about 10 minutes later (I asked the woman next to me to please save our seats) the movie theater was really crowded. My friend and I were about 6 seats from the edge, so not too many people had to shift out of our way thankfully. Of course, as in the FML, I tripped and accidently fell on top of him, and he made his comment. Anyway, I brushed it off, taking it as a joke, and went about my day. After I used the restroom, I met my friend as she was heading back into the theater and I told her what happened. She called him a creep but didn't think anything of it either. Since she was holding the giant popcorn I let her go in front of me and the man on the end moved for her. When I went to go by, he moved back to where he was, blocking my way once again. As I stood in the walkway, I nicely asked him to move but he only laughed. "Nah, climb over me again. It was fun last time." That's when he pissed me off and I pushed his legs out of the way to force my way by. He just laughed and watched me as I walked back to my seat. Certainly not the worst thing to ever happen, but still quite an uncomfortable situation to be in!
By lovedoesnotexist - 24/09/2015 11:52 - Belgium
Twit to who
By Hooty - 02/09/2015 21:52 - United States - Groveton
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OP here, don't know how to make this comment "OP Official" but anyway. I didn't download or torrent it, it was just a quick search. Apparently there's a huge industry for box office hit themed pornos. Our internet only opened up to a suddenlink page about the "copyright infringement" and all I had to do was check a box that we wouldn't do it again. Problem solved. Mild embarrassment, worth the laugh. And worth getting an FML published.