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Anonymous - 09/10/2010 18:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me it wasn't working out and he was breaking up with me. The reason? I have the same first and last name as a very unpopular girl, and he gets embarrassed when people mistakenly assume he's going out with her. FML

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Anonymous - 07/07/2014 01:27 - United States - Sandston

Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML

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Well Played

redhead - 06/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Lima

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years is dating another girl. Not only do she and I share the same hair and eye color, but we also happen to have the same first name. FML

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wellthen - 24/08/2015 21:56 - United States

Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML

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Brain fart

my bad - 24/09/2020 01:58 - United States

Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML

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thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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Fellas, is it gay to date a woman?

dykerino - - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML

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It's not you it's me

mei - 02/06/2021 02:01

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out I’m a firstborn. My last boyfriend broke up with me because my hair blows in my face when the car window is down, and the one before that broke up with me because I only sleep with one pillow. FML

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ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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Name thievery

Anonymous - 08/06/2021 17:01

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML

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WastedTime - 07/08/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML

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mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 9 October 2010 23:35

If he broke up with you over something as small as that, then he was a douche anyway. OP you are free to met a better guy! Remember, you are not single. you're available.

keepmeonthedl 7

Saturday 9 October 2010 23:29

what an ass. I'm sorry op

LaLince 40

Monday 3 December 2012 5:19

What a douche

Denny1 15

Friday 21 December 2012 4:53

Well if your sexy he's just an idiot. If your ugly that was a really great excuse he had.

RaynbowRebel 2

Wednesday 2 October 2013 15:22

no offense but if he's breaking up with you for that he doesn't truly love you because if he did he wouldn't care.

FerniieBabiie 14

Wednesday 2 April 2014 12:33

What a twat.. He could at least say, 'no, the hot one' or 'no, she's not as lucky' MEN!

abc_1_2_3 12

Sunday 13 July 2014 20:58

If this girl is so unpopular, why do people assume he's dating her? Lol it seems to me that shes a bit more popular than you xD

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Wednesday 5 August 2015 13:33

Eh. If he gets embarrased about who he dates then just let him go. Even if that wasn't you, he is supposed to love his partner not get embarrassed about his popularity or whatnot. Find a better guy.