Woozy

By Dunzo15 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML
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FunWriter20 0

Lol, that is so funny! Wish I had that brownie now. Sucks for you, though. I hope it wasn't for a career, but just for a minimum wage job.

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highsheep 0

Fake, there is no way u can get that stoned off of one brownie.

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zxcvbnmasdfgghhj 0

k all u ppl who r sayin u cant get that stoned of a brownie oviously never made one properly or simply never even tried one so SSHHH and yes it is possible for u to get high off of brownies if theres shit in it i kno ive done it hello.// and for the people that wrote that she deserved it oviously dont have a good relationship with there roommates anyway that was funny and it actually made me laugh out loud btw hope u got the job you nvr kno if i can graduate highschool high the whole time anything is possible

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rugratt 0

two words; lucky asssssss! this is not an FML.

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missdisasta 0

this reminds me of the tfln where this guy said whoever took my brownies in the fridge I only have to thongs to say to u.1they had pot in them and 2good luck on ur interview today assholehahaa

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SnarriGrrl 0

*facepalm* omg fail, there was either a ridiculous ammnt of weed in that brownie or your lying, weed is less effective when eaten, especially if its just one brownie so no, fail

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Pingvinai 37

man, what the hell are you talking about. weed has a bigger effect when eaten. it's stronger and it lasts longer..it just takes a while to kick in.

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vivakatrob 0

Actually weed has more affect if eaten while it's fresh, but when it gets put in something that then gets cooked, the THC is burned out. So unless there was enough in there, to which you'd be able to taste it, this is fake, just saying(:

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Humanitty 0

And it's not burned out when you smoke it?

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strauny 3

wait I'm confused, did u get stoned BY the brownie??

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labenset 0

1 marijuana edible can seriously mess you up. You make butter with a somewhat large amount of pot and use the butter as directed by the recipe. Anyone saying otherwise in these comments has no idea what they are talking about.

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