Miscellaneous, Homeowners, Weird and Scary: Welcome home! - FML

Welcome home!

By Tickedoff the Squirrel - 01/09/2026 09:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, after a week out of town, I came home to discover my front door unlocked. I was greeted by a reeking old lady and her gorging obese middle-aged daughter with a "Who the fuck are you?" and "What are you doing in my son's house?" Said son is the former owner, from whom I legally bought this house four years ago. FML

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SAgirl 21

Tuesday 1 September 2026 11:01

I can see why he probably doesn't tell them where he lives now.

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SAgirl 21

Tuesday 1 September 2026 11:01

I can see why he probably doesn't tell them where he lives now.

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