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We don't trust you

By Anonymous - 03/08/2026 03:00 - United States - Irving

Today, my dad and stepmom insisted on having a babysitter stay with me while they go off on their 3-week vacation. I'm 22 and work full-time. FML

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bidet 10

Monday 3 August 2026 16:52

Did they at least get you a hot college age babysitter?

Petit Etre Malfaisant 21

Monday 3 August 2026 21:08

Ohhh, that's a category on "you know where"

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bidet 10

Monday 3 August 2026 16:52

Did they at least get you a hot college age babysitter?

Petit Etre Malfaisant 21

Monday 3 August 2026 21:08

Ohhh, that's a category on "you know where"

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