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shmelly - 16/04/2010 04:03 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend was unbuttoning my pants to go down on me, he looked at me and said in his best robot voice, "Caution, contents may be stinky." FML
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THC_Overdose 0

haha this made me laugh

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karebear9 0

ewww dude go wash that nastiness... ydi

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DroidUser167 0

Haha I actually laughed out load at this one. So I take it you stink? That's sick. wash your azz!!! lmao

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melbabyx 0

This actually made my day. But also, your boy's a dick head for saying something like that. I'm sure his shit don't smell like roses.

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tylerd_311 0

hahaha #68 ftw! OP, take the hint and wash it

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Lisimal 7

CAUTION: Rotten cheese Expiration day: Apr 16, 2010 DO NOT EAT

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EatYourBrains 0

150. You laughed out LOAD. Thats dirty. OP I suggest you use personal hygine. Fishy ****** is not hot. DUH :P

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musefan99 0

was he kidding I hope

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kombucha_fml 8

wtf wash yourself and your bf's an idiot

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