Toys R Us

microlovin - 28/07/2013 07:45 - United States - Pasadena

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so she got an assortment of different sized cock rings. She laughed when the one we were trying to use kept falling off, and said to try a smaller one. It was the smallest in the set. FML
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Welshite 39

To be fair, if she is happy with you then there isn't any need to feel insecure.

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jlaginski 10

It's not the size of the ship but the motion of the ocean. Keep rockin the boat!

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Monkerz 3

You're supposed to put your balls through it as well as your ****.... so don't worry.

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perdix 29

I can't imagine putting a ring on my ****. I think he'd look rather dashing with a scarf, an ascot or even a ... *Lowers sunglasses* dickey.

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BrodieMike 4

Usually when bought in a set, the small one goes on the dick, the medium is for the balls, and the large goes over both

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strangeite 4

We're you using it properly?

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vbecka 17

maybe it was a set with fairly large ones? don't worry op, I'm sure there's something out there for you :) and your girlfriend is a keeper!

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TheCanucklehead 22

It's ok short stuff. I'm sure she meant well. I know your a little mad and a tiny bit embarrassed, but don't worry. We all have these little faults. It'll be ok my diminutive friend

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Enslaved 36

You're probably wearing it incorrectly. Maybe if it was called **** and balls ring, it would be clearer how to put it on.

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posie97 18

You should master ate more often... It helps make it bigger. Slowly, but surely

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Enslaved 36

The penis isn't a muscle so it won't grow any bigger no matter how much you "master ate" it.

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vintaqe 28

This is why you don't buy toys for your ****.

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DDante 3

Hmm. Now remember, a cockring doesn't simply fit over your ****; it encircles your entire package , that is, around the base of your **** and behind your sac. Putting it only around your **** may have been the reason only the smallest one would fit.

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