By Justforlolz - 24/11/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML
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Keyman1212 14

Dear God, most turkeys weight like twenty pounds. I'm impressed by the customer's strength. I also blame them for buying their turkey on Thanksgiving. Stupid customer.

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xlorawrz 9

Ah, Thanksgiving. That holiday makes people do some crazy shit.

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emjayprice 0

small or not, those suckers have cracked a ton of flooring at my store. hope your day looks up :)

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hateevryone 14

smh......i hope your day gets better.

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alycion 38

Yay for last minute shopper crankiness.

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thericcanator 4

Starting the black friday fights, and Christmas robberies already?

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mr_torch91 1

That sucks. They shouldn't be shopping for a turkey on thanksgiving day. Procrastination is bad ya know.

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SkardeyKat 3

This is why you don't wait until Thanksgiving to buy a turkey! What did this person expect??

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Sed146 0

That's what she said lol

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FlyingWhisps 5

Well, get bigger turkeys. It IS Thanksgiving, after all

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ColdplaySucks 18

Idiots shouldn't do grocery shopping. Results can be very strange, including flying frozen turkeys.

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