By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML
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amerwin 3

Thank God you guys hang out in the dark. Multiple lumps like that would be mass confusion.

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noobcaek 2

Stop leaning back so much, OP, or go on a diet. Either one.

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perdix 29

I know you don't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll, but you have the fat to give him a back roll to handle. You should graft some nipples on to your back fat rolls so your boyfriend can go crazy next time you "cuddle" in the dark.

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IWABO2_ 0

Okay not every fat/bug has a disease where they can't lose wait and second if they knew they had a disease like that they should've done something before they became fat and decided to use it as an excuse for eating so much.win.

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Kua_Mei 0

It isn't necessarily a disease: just a low metabolic rate and other similar things. Healthy/skinny people can't understand the insane cravings and constant hunger.

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TheDrifter 23

As a large but not obese person I understand hunger and cravings. They're still no excuse for your fat ass to eat a whole chicken and a vat of soda "because you were craving them". Learn a little self control

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IWABO2_ 0

*also i meant to put person after big

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gabbiechaoss 5

@12 some people arent fat because they eat too much. stop being ignorant.

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SettoFail 9

I'm so glad I'm not overweight lmao

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Hump_Zilla 0

I'm a fatty and I only eat 1 sometimes 2 normal sized meals a day and I don't drink soda...mainly just water and tea

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marinus_fml 19

There's your problem. Eat more regular but smaller meals. Doing this will increase your metabolism and with some exercise your body will soon be in shape! If your body only gets one meal a day, it tries to keep it in the system for as long as it can because it thinks its starving.

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Draminicaus 0

Yeah, one meal a day won't get you skinny, it just slows your metabolism, which makes it even more difficult to lose weight. Remember, it's not about eating less, it's about working off more than you take in. So, eat smaller meals with less calories and exercise more to get rid of those small calories.

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Draminicaus 0

Which is really the same thing Marinus just said. Lol Sorry, BackMuscles. lol

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ilikecatsanddogs 0

well the problem with that is most fat people are fat because the only eat one to two meals a day, they think that will help them but it only gets a lot worse, like snacking, and probably a 'normal' sized meal isn't normal for what other people call normal , I'd suggest running and doing extrasize, and eating well portion meals three times a day(;

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IWABO2_ 0

Yeah i didn't mean necessarily a disease i meant like a disorder,low metobolic rate,etc. But if you know you have cravings and it seems like your gaining weight you should atleast try to work it off. Because even if you have a low metobolic rate doesn't mean you have no metobolic rate.

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Hgielad_720 0

How old are you?

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KikiThePug 0

It seems that he/she's 14 from their profile.

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r9310 0

even if your in the dark it would be easy to tell what you grabbing maby he is an idiot

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starberries 0

At least he should be able to tell whether he's grabbing your back or your front. I'm assuming your head and arms are in the normal places?

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ohthebloodygore 16

63, you're an idiot. If you didn't notice she was mocking.

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Selena_is_back 7

68, Unless you can "communicate" in a special way, how would you know she was mocking her?

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bethan1 4

Actually if you read the comment I replied to that's the only word that's not spelled correctly so its pretty clear that I was mocking her.

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Hgielad_720 0

79, why would you contradict ohthebloodygore???? Also, it was pretty clear that 60 was mocking the other person...

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boopityboppity 11

H_720's got it right. If y'all can't figure out that bethan1 was mocking 48, then you probably shouldn't be trying to argue with anybody, much less ohthebloodygore; it seems like too much work for your minds.

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SettoFail 9

what's with people misspelling maybe? my bf spells it "mabe" lol

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DocBastard 38

Ignorance, Daleigh, Wiveny, bethani, boopity, Selena, Precious, why all the malice? Can't we all just get along? Can we not let a little oversight go here and there? Why must we berate people for every single mistake? *you're Dumbass.

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