Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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dsegui4 0

Thursday 15 April 2010 5:31

woooow ur retarted OP, YDI just cuz they're Asian doesn't mean they don't speak English, same 4 other nationalitys

Jinkz 0

Friday 16 April 2010 3:41

lol I would have done the same thing lol

dalblue 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 1:00

Your a dick and ydi

frateh 0

Sunday 18 April 2010 14:07

********.....stop being a ****** bitch...english is sorta the universal language....WE MORE OR LESS KNOW ENGLISH BITCH. white ass.

luv_luv_lollipop 0

Sunday 2 May 2010 18:41

thts y u try ENGLISH 1st.

sephizeus 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 6:09

LMFAO!! ydi

Comentor 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 20:39

what makes u think that asians can't speak proper english? grow up and have a proper mindset. racist...

Ucla_cupcake 0

Monday 24 May 2010 7:16

lmao pwned

rawrimadinosour 0

Friday 28 May 2010 21:22

That's was funny haha =D

angelicdemon101 0

Saturday 5 June 2010 15:19

******* asshole!

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