Health: Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training...

By Useless training - 11/07/2014 06:04 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, we finished a sit-up test at school. I had been training for the athletic tests, so I was proud of my score. When someone asked what I got and I shared, proud, they responded with, "I bet it helps that your fat bounces you back up." FML

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By Clumsy - 25/04/2009 09:09 - United States

Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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By Kaemeleon - 22/05/2025 04:00 - Hong Kong - Tai Wai

Today, a day after after I took a diet pill, I participated in a sprint test. I shat in my pants. I finished the test but got a bad grade. FML

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Money!

By Sheezey - 24/02/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML

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By ThatGuyWhoRolled - 05/01/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

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Impressive indeed

By Chad - 28/06/2025 03:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to impress someone by doing pull-ups. I got halfway up, froze, and then slowly slipped down like a dying horse. It felt like the whole park had stopped to watch. I tried to laugh it off, but I’m pretty sure they’re still talking about it. FML

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By kaitylait - 19/08/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML

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By Lily - 09/10/2018 17:30

Today, I did a sprint in gym class. Despite being the skinniest in the class, I ran slower than everyone else, including two morbidly obese people. FML

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By LetItRip - 12/07/2012 20:35 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I nailed every single move in my routine at a gymnastics competition. I then finished off with a perfect split, letting out a fart loud enough to wake up a kid in China. FML

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Cool

By Anonymous - 21/11/2025 03:00

Today, at the gym, I was trying to look cool doing pull-ups in front of someone I liked. On my first pull-up, my hand slipped, and I fell backwards onto a yoga ball, which shot me straight into another guy doing push-ups. FML

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SnowxSakura 17

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

Don't let them get to you, be proud of what you're doing and keep up the hard work.

reneetlovesyou 30

Friday 11 July 2014 15:33

If anything, you worked out more than anyone else. Your body mass means the earth's gravitational pull is stronger on you, so joke's on them.

Comments

bigboss0103 14

Friday 11 July 2014 16:26

I am fat don't let those bitchs put your moral down keep your head up and be proud

MarkToast 19

Friday 11 July 2014 16:35

They sound jealous

blackonblight 32

Friday 11 July 2014 16:37

Fat bounces you up? What? It might cushion so you don't bruise, but the 'bounce' happens in bony people too. Someone was jealous.

Brody_Generico 7

Friday 11 July 2014 16:42

Then u must have beaten their score

Leo619 20

Friday 11 July 2014 16:52

Don't let them get to you. They're probably jealous because you got a good score and they didn't

Uglyfeet 23

Friday 11 July 2014 16:58

Worry not, OP! Strong abs are the foundation for good performances on every sport. Congratulations for your result, whatever it was, simply because you trained hard for it! If you're indeed "fat" and it bothers you, just add some cardio to you training, combining with some sprints and, of course, a healthy diet. Best wishes for you, OP