Intimacy: Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon...

By SoClose - 03/02/2009 14:25 - Canada

Today, two girls invited me up to their room at 3 am. As soon as we pressed the up button on the elevator, the fire alarm went off. FML

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By tired - 16/01/2013 19:02 - United States - Boston

Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2010 05:38 - United States

Today, I accidentally bumped into the fire alarm which set off a high pitched buzzing noise that could be heard throughout the entire dorm. It went on for at least two hours and none of the technicians could figure out how to turn it off. All the girls on my floor are mad at me. FML

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By Mel Cluze - 22/10/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were spending the night at a hotel. We were awoken at 3 a.m. by the fire alarm. We quickly got dressed, went down the stairs to the reception area… and were told that it was a false alarm. All because some jerk lit a cigarette in his room. FML

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By Virginy - 01/11/2014 01:26 - France

Today, I got stuck in my building's elevator. I pushed the emergency button, which made a ringing noise. After about half an hour, I heard someone yell, "Stop pushing that button, my kids are sleeping." FML

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By Jerf - 24/06/2009 00:56 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on, and listening to loud music when she suddenly looked worried and asked if I heard something. I said no and continued. Moments later, three firemen opened the bedroom door and told us to get dressed and go outside because the building was on fire. FML

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Awkward

By rawrrrr - 17/03/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after a fire alarm went off, everyone was going back into the building. I had never gone up the stairs before because I live on the 9th floor. As everybody was going back inside, I followed some guys right into their suite on the 1st floor, thinking it was the way to the stairs. FML

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By random875 - 07/01/2015 06:03 - United States - Owings Mills

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - 06/11/2011 00:04 - Reserved

Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML

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By smyp - 27/08/2015 08:23 - Lithuania

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he'd slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

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Woah!

By Mel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML

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tishytot 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:40

Dude. You just got cockblocked by a fire alarm. Ferreal, **** your life.

sarcasm_isme 8

Tuesday 3 March 2009 21:38

honestly, i think the girls pulled the fire alarm. girls are mean like that. it was probably a joke.

Comments

juliahockey 0

Monday 9 May 2011 3:27

ouch...cockblocked by a fire alarm. that's cold D:

daevilmatt 0

Saturday 2 July 2011 0:32

i was there!

spartan456 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 3:08

Use the stairs lazy ass

xscarfacex 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:16

**** em in the elevator bro

blacky10gir 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 20:42

Maybe OP got lucky, they could of wanted his kidneys...

BostonBear 33

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:53

**** blocked by a fire alarm...

bazookajoey 27

Saturday 26 October 2013 9:54

Lmao. Clock blocked by the fire alarm

Normaniser 0

Tuesday 7 January 2014 5:41

Trust me, at 3am, you're better off using the stairs

Wildghost123 13

Monday 24 February 2014 6:19

maybe you pressed the wrong button

GAeroNKissR 26

Sunday 7 February 2016 23:00

maybe that was divine intervention saving you from a few STD's

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