By Anonymous - 05/02/2011 03:27 - United States

Spicy
Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 217
You deserved it 54 752

Same thing different taste

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when you got caught did you ask the person who caught you if they wanted a threesome?

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Should've done it out on a lake in a boat. Then you could've practiced your stroke.

I think it's really the feeling of doing something forbidden =)

Privations_fml 3

Dumbass. I hope you got nailed for indecent exposure or something o_O Idk what they can do

#26, perdix you sly dog you! You also watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop! *Internet high five*

Well, that was stupid. You shouldn't have done that to begin with.

Try being the security guard doing the catching... of two guys. *raises hand*

hamsmum 2

I agree with #29. I do not feel the need to have sex outside the comfort of my home, and I am very happy with my sex life. However, I did do the same stupid thing when I was 16 but it was in a car in a deserted carpark, late at night.

do you know how many children you've scarred for life?

you did it in the daytime didn't you? and without tinted windows? in the front seat? I'm sure ydi