Intimacy: Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's... - FML

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 07:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

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By disasterbutton - 09/02/2010 00:28 - United States

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my shower area is in direct view from my neighbours' balcony. I realised this when I caught my neighbour and his wife watching me while I was getting dressed. I've been living here for 7 years. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Username - 21/01/2011 03:55

Today, I now know why my next-door neighbour can't look me in the eye without smirking. He can hear every grunt, groan, fart and strain that happens in my bathroom from his bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was dressing in my apartment when I noticed I left the blinds open. Outside, a maintenance man was mowing the grass within eyeshot. I figured I'd leave the blinds open and give him a little peek of the goods. Later I found a note on my window saying, 'Next time, close the blinds'. FML

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Hi there!

By curtain buyer - 09/03/2015 01:05 - United States - Albany

Spicy

Today, I moved into my new apartment. As I sat in my living room watching Netflix, I found out that my window has an excellent view of my new neighbors, who just so happen to like to shag with the blinds open. I guess I'll be buying some curtains. FML

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Get back here!

By Anonymous - 14/10/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML

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His place or your place?

By Anonymous - 10/11/2023 04:00 - Germany

Today, my boyfriend has covered his windows in heavy-duty garbage bags, all the while complaining that his apartment has no view. In our old place, which did have a view, he always kept the blinds closed and never opened the windows more than 2 centimeters. FML

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1waytoolive 1

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:11

Maybe he has got a cold from bird watching all night.

m1k30d 6

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:10

Oh dear God.

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eagle12 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 16:58

curtains and blinds were invented for a reason...

conholio33 28

Tuesday 27 September 2011 20:41

Omg creepy

brianna27 8

Tuesday 27 September 2011 23:53

O,e

justmeh 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 8:52

So give him a good show next time flip him off then close the blinds duh

cbdee 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:43

Close the blinds or give him a show ...

Abrien 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:38

Don't be so judgmental, the binoculars are clearly for bird watching, the vaseline is for his dry cracked elbows that have been resting on the sill too long while he bird watches and the tissues are for him to clean up after he jerks it to you in that silk nightie you keep for thursday nights.

maddie2015 0

Friday 30 September 2011 4:32

Math debater.

amanda1998 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 1:40

Um why tissues

brokenangelexy 13

Saturday 1 October 2011 20:16

btw there is a Vaseline lotion

kit001 0

Monday 3 October 2011 10:49

Feel flattered?! I swear, I am laughing so hard right now!

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