Kids: Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so...

By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 02:00

Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2011 19:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By BadDad - 30/04/2017 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML

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By Skidmark Sally - 07/10/2012 21:41 - United States - Las Cruces

Today, while working at the daycare, I had to clean the entire place. During the next four hours, I scooped up three human teeth, a rotten log of shit, a tire iron, a condom wrapper, and a yogurt that expired in 2003. I only cleaned the place a week ago. FML

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Good job

By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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True hero

By MentalHealthWorker - 17/09/2020 02:05

Today, I once again had to clean up a shower and bathroom covered in feces, because of client with incontinence. It smelt so bad that I couldn’t hide my reaction; the client saw my face and I could see the embarrassment on theirs. I spent the rest of the day feeling like an asshole. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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dudeutookhrs 24

Friday 15 January 2016 14:57

It was you, wasn't it??

Avi8r 22

Friday 15 January 2016 15:19

I wonder how many people and gonna try to make "the pun"

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Avi8r 22

Friday 15 January 2016 15:19

I wonder how many people and gonna try to make "the pun"

CLOTHESPlN 17

Friday 15 January 2016 15:26

So far, a few have tried

JazzHandsFML 28

Friday 15 January 2016 15:31

but none have any success

hellnosucka 27

Friday 15 January 2016 16:13

the pun that shall not be named.

GreyJedi 10

Friday 15 January 2016 16:17

Yeah, it's not very punny is it.

george_s_4 32

Saturday 23 January 2016 13:37

I will never tell that pun. It's too shitty

Tyrez 32

Friday 15 January 2016 15:26

I told myself that I was going to have a vasectomy but then I remembered that sex is not in my foreseeable future.

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 15 January 2016 16:50

What??

MidnaLink 33

Friday 15 January 2016 18:48

He'd want to not have kids, but sadly for him, he has not been getting any for it to matter.

LalapaloozaChick 14

Friday 15 January 2016 19:54

made me laugh

yerawizardlizzy 27

Friday 15 January 2016 19:54

Oh okay. Thanks for helping me out haha.

nickie_94 18

Friday 15 January 2016 15:31

I wonder if he does that at home too

Tarlachia 33

Friday 15 January 2016 15:34

Give him a teeshirt that says "I pooped today!"

tomvertigo 17

Friday 15 January 2016 15:57

Maybe have a chat with him about hygiene and common courtesy.

andrmac 25

Friday 15 January 2016 16:13

Did he want to build a castle with you??

GreyJedi 10

Friday 15 January 2016 16:25

Did he want to build a snowman?

LivToFail 28

Friday 15 January 2016 16:15

"Lookie lookie my poo came out!" and behind him is a long trail of dripping brown toilet water, as kids run in all directions. Thats disgusting and hilarious at the same time OP.

Vitani_Verci 24

Saturday 16 January 2016 9:47

Hilarious for you, #21! It took my brain a while to register what was happening but he was 100% proud of his choice. Experiences like this really make you reconsider jobs, let me tell you!