Today, my weight loss progress became visible... through my boobs.... - FML

R2A8 - 11/03/2018 01:17 - Kenya - Nairobi

Today, my weight loss progress became visible... through my boobs. FML

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Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

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Saturday 17 March 2018 15:26

NOOOOOO!!!! Not the boobs!

ThrottleJockey 35

Saturday 17 March 2018 15:26

NOOOOOO!!!! Not the boobs!

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Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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Today, I got approached by a lady while eating at a fast-food restaurant who asked if I could spare five dollars. Confidently, I pulled out my wallet to show her that I had no cash, only to reveal a perfectly crisp five dollar bill that I had completely forgotten about. FML

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Today, I spent all morning cleaning my house. I was feeling pretty proud of myself until I went to the bathroom, then came back to find my dog had knocked over a trash can and scattered the contents everywhere. She even knocked my favorite mug off the counter. The worst/cutest part? She looked at me as if to say, “I'm helping!” FML

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Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because he’d been rolling in mud. I returned to find him totally shaved, save his head and tail. FML

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The struggle is real.

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Today, my cat went into labor. This is surprising since 6 years ago, we paid to have her spayed. FML

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