By sirradel - 19/08/2013 23:15 - United States

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 021
You deserved it 37 588

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OP here guys! Just for your information, I'm a woman and my spouse is a man.

Comments

Time to add a little spice to your love life.

perdix 29

Contract an STD and bring it home to her. That way, you can both share in that burning sensation you are crazy about.

SauceySarah 30

Maybe you need to SPICE things up. anyone? ok. bye.

SinfulEnd 20

This comments no fair. I read this while hungry. I love buffalo wings... To make it worse, they are advertising wings from dominos at the top of the page.

perdix 29

She should shut up if you earn a decent celery.

What does buffalo taste like? I've never had buffalo before.

perdix 29

#36, the wings are pretty good, but the beaks are the best! Ask your butcher for buffalo beaks -- you may need to slip him a $20 to get him to special order it for you.

Call her bluffalo and see how it goes.

Fly on the wings of looove..... ok that was horrible, back to my cave

Hahaha absolutely brilliant...have a red bull it will give you wings