By Wlanla - 02/08/2015 11:39 - Romania - Bacau

Today, my satan-spawn of a step-son proudly showed that he can pee accurately while standing up. I'd be less livid if he hadn't pissed on me while I was asleep in bed. FML
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larrena2377 26

I hope you punished the little shit.

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Tyrez 32

This sounds like it is taken out of context as I doubt he would randomly pee on you. Are you sure you didn't do something to... well, piss him off?

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iHappyFeet 11

If he's older than 4 he probably hates you

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DrBubbles 7

Send him to The Army. They'll straighten him out.

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LegionRapier61 8

If the kid is under 5, then it happens... If he's older than 5.... well that's a bit of a diffrences story... but it might have something to do with you referring to him as a spawn of satan. Kids are supra singly perceptive when it comes to caregivers. He most likely realizes that you hold some kind of resentment towards him and chose to piss on you as a result.

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Omniprism 14

I would have smacked his pisser. Little ******.

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Mooglefox 23

There are so many things I would do to him for doing that.

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fmyhardon 16

Maybe he senses your disdain for him? Children are smarter than many people give them credit for.

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