Love: Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 18:32 - Lithuania - Prienai

Today, my psycho and now ex-girlfriend accused me of cheating on her with my own mother. FML

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By CatLover - 06/11/2014 18:30 - United States - Bartow

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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By Rob - 07/11/2018 03:00

Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML

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Gaming the system

By Anonymous - 13/06/2025 00:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I can admit I was wrong for cheating but my psycho ass ex took her revenge too damn far. Instead of cheating back or going wild with her girlfriends or breaking up with me, she called the authorities on my parents and had them deported. FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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You deserved it 2 904

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 15:00

Today, my mom ambushed me with my cheating ex-fiancé, thinking being in the same room would miraculously change the past and we’d get back together. When I tried to walk out, my mom screamed like a banshee and latched onto my leg. After this I’m putting her in a retirement home and never visiting. FML

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By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

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By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

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By Notthemaid - 30/09/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By lostbandana - 03/07/2011 02:15 - United States

Today, I was accused of cheating on my wife when an earring was found in our car. I knew it was my mom's missing earring but she didn't believe me. After calling my mom and getting them on the phone to clarify, my wife is upset I told my mother at all. Now I'm not a cheater, just an asshole. FML

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bigwiensch 15

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:06

mother lover

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 28 April 2013 3:08

Run and don't look back; that's truly psycho. Lol.

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_DudeGuy_ 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:03

True, but we still have to endure the "milf" comments, which are worse in my personal opinion.

_DudeGuy_ 16

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:04

Some countries say its ok, who cares about the rest?

jc10x 8

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:11

op, well did you?

PokemonLove993 17

Sunday 28 April 2013 6:44

is it because she heard you say I love you to your mom on the phone?

drayloon 50

Sunday 28 April 2013 8:23

I guess being named Oedipus leads people to a few early conclusions

BioChemEGirl 11

Sunday 28 April 2013 8:29

the phrase "mama's boy" takes on a whole new meaning..

bieberfuldubstep 4

Sunday 28 April 2013 9:12

Lol

Sanch3232 5

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:06

Your ex deserves to be dropkicked

blondie2476 9

Sunday 28 April 2013 10:12

Did she know it was your mother though?

gizmo92 6

Sunday 28 April 2013 12:22

Was her name Stacie ?

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