Health: Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch - 18/03/2010 15:22 - United States

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

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1800getalife 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

that's hot

bigdaddypimp 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 19:31

maybe thats his nerdy way of saying your hot?

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thoughtcrimeno1 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:31

in retaliation you should get her fired.

TheChuckNorris 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:38

I think he deserves a roundhouse kick to the face. Sincerely, Chuck Norris

lizzilla8297 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:41

ha! you are destined to BURN!

seanreddog 4

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:44

I want key lime pie.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:56

don't get it 143

spyrogyro 2

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:58

haha!

nessalujin 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:58

She's fire burning fire burning in the classroom. Shawty fire burning....

Haileyw15 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 22:59

Did you die??

purplemnm 9

Friday 19 March 2010 1:28

yes he did, there's fml in hell

Yaseeher 0

Friday 19 March 2010 9:34

i think sarcasm was intended there.. and why hell? she looks like an angel =)

purplemnm 9

Friday 19 March 2010 19:12

it was actually a pun having to do with the fml, I guess I failed :/

fylrofl 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:05

are you ok? lol

JordynAlexis 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 23:06

Burn baby burn, disco inferrnoooo.

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