By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

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Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML
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MilanKing 0

you're lucky it was only his nose.

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Fish_999 0

haha u enjoyed it really!

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FAYUL12345100 3

Oh, thank goodness. I thought it said "my boyfriend stuck his nose in my ass".

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4evermossin 0

instinctively the dog saw you were vulnerable therefore taking advantage of the chance

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angrynegro7 16

Could have been worse, OP. He could have tried for some surprise butt sex. D:

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pike1346 3

that will wake u up. a cold wet nose on the brown corn hole

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assviolation 0

atleast it wasn't a dog that likes to hump stuff...

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Chaos5 0

This is the start of a new sex positions. Lol

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chloeeXD 0

that's a new doggy style

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Airborn0280 18

GOOD MORNING!!!

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