By so bored -__- - 25/02/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my parents dragged me along to a family soccer game. I got so bored watching a bunch of grown men practically buttfucking each other between kicking balls around the field, that I fell asleep. I woke up a few hours later to an empty field and had to walk five miles back home. FML
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TheFakeFamilyGuy 9

Grown men buttfucking each other. Sounds intresting.

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

dude that's not soccer (or football) your describing thats gay **** :o

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

dude that's not soccer (or football) your describing thats gay **** :o

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Da_Bauss435 8

Really, because when I'm feeling horny I just turn on ESPN Soccer

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

especially when its football season right? i bet you love when them men are all up on each other ;) mmmm

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RedMosquito 4

Well, I think we finally found the answer as to why soccer is not played in the states. We are doing it all wrong. Does bring a new meaning to the term," that team took a pounding."

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cobrasalas94 0

Actually soccer is played world wide including in the US

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THE_A_TEEN 27

No #49, Even in the States. Many colleges and cities have their own soccer teams for championships and such. Especially for the FIFA world cups.

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NAU_future 7

Did I miss something? Soccer isn't played in the states? Then who was I rooting for in the world cup??

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cBlackout 13

56- not that any of them make it close.

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zombicidal 11

it is played its just not popular I myself can't watch it I find it boring like baseball basketball NASCAR and pretty much any professional sport (yet I can enjoy football)

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feldco1 17

I'm surprised you fell asleep considering how crazy soccer games get.

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your_ma 27

Especially since this sounds like the craziest game I've ever heard of. Over here they only kick one ball around the field and none of the players sex each other during it...

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cBlackout 13

Sorry, but I've never witnessed a crazy soccer game unless there's a riot. I think op would've woken up had he been in the egyptian stadium ;)

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spekledworf 18

I work next to a stadium... we always joke when there's a soccer game, "He it looks like there's an event at the stadium but the parking lot is empty... is there a soccer game?"

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ThecomingofTan 9

I take offense to that OP. I have played Soccer for 4 years and I have never been butt-****** by any of my teammates................while I was conscious.

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SaMmIMonster96 6

Oh, but it is the unconscious times that matter the most!

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eb0ny 15

Thankyou for the "(sarcasm)" add-on to your comment. I wouldn't have understood it without that.

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Mister_Triangle 21

Practical advice is always shunned on FML

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GoW_Chick 14

Are you sure you were at a soccer game? This doesn't sound like any game I've seen or been a part of and even if this were so why in the hell would you fall alseep around a bunch of grown men practically penetrating eachother?!

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I_heart_sex 1

Soccer is fun! If you like that sort of thing.

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nodressonlyjeans 3

How do you sleep during a soccer game? Don't they yell and shout??

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