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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 14:09 - Hong Kong

Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2017 20:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML

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Dad jokes FTW!

By rositaleigh - 01/07/2019 00:06

Today, my father and I were out in town when a lady walked up and commented on what a great looking couple we were. My dad puts his arm around me and says "Thank you! We've been together for 17 years." FML

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You happened

By Anonymous - 10/09/2009 09:13 - New Zealand

Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML

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By iliana74 - 20/04/2016 16:07 - United States - Hamilton

Today, a woman came up to me and sheepishly asked if my son is single. He's not my son, he's my boyfriend. FML

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Mother knows best

By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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Hell no

By Notyourstepmom - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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Looking good

By lexibabe - 03/03/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was in the bank with my seven year-old daughter, when I saw an old high school friend of mine with his wife. I said hello, and he commented on how beautiful my little girl was. I thanked him, and as I turned away, I heard his wife say, "I guess the father must be the good looking one." FML

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I'm not that old!

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 02:01

Today, I was showing my hair-do from my high school prom from 10 years ago to a drunk neighbor. He turned to my mom and said, "Wow, she was a beautiful girl back in the day." Right in front of me. FML

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By Bullet - 13/08/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:01

Wow, haha, that's messed up but anythings possible nowadays! I'm sure her boyfriend was pretty embarassed-- and maybe even her..

scorpioserpent 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:05

so she's a cougar?

Comments

KeithHarris 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:17

As someone who's dated older and younger before you can't really assume anyone is someones kid. That's just a retard move. "When we assume it makes an Ass outta... you. just you." :-P YDI.

BigMac_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:19

Watch out, you live next door to a cougar den.

eyefork 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:21

Funny story, but I'm not sure how the situation has any effect on the fuckage of your life. Maybe a little awkward.

Shadohw 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:26

Really this is the best people can do with FML's these days? Seems like an awkward situation people just laugh off. Just make one up like 99% of the other people do and if this is made up, you can do waaaaayyy better.

Mad_Dog 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:29

How is that an fml for you? maybe if you dint have a boyfriend or she was dating your ex, but that isnt an fml for you, nothing bad happened to you

jaybirdka 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:36

How is this an FML? She's ******* a younger man...big deal.

takran 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:38

Lol #12.

KwitIt 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:41

#7, the OP THOUGHT that the young man with the woman was her son, as he looked young enough to be her son, which is why it was so embarrassing when he turned out to be her boyfriend.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:47

Today, I was taking one of my elderly PT patients for a walk when we saw an attractive woman walking with her mum. Just as I was about to get her number, my patient said I was her boyfriend. FML.