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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By ahhhhhh - 12/02/2015 17:23 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I made my mom breakfast in bed for her birthday. She was naked when I went to give it to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2019 14:00

Today while I was about to go into the shower, my mom walked in on me while I was naked. She looked down and asked me if I was cold. FML

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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a party with a friend. All I remember is passing out on the couch. About 10 minutes ago, I was woken up by a bucket of cold water and thrown out by the guy who lives there. I'm still dripping and very cold, and I have no idea where the hell I am. FML

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By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

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By BoomHeadshot - 02/05/2012 02:27 - Australia

Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML

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By :( - 27/01/2014 22:31 - Algeria

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:56

Tell her you already had eggs sunny side up.

LMA0 5

Thursday 4 February 2010 0:55

Haha awkward! :p

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sevlen 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:21

tell her you want a sandwich

xoppx 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:22

that's funny

bubba7394 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:24

it happens to the best of us sometimes

maskedman 9

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:38

she should have asked if you wanted an AA sponsor.

Isamermaid 17

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:38

How is this even an FML? And how is everyone saying YDI? At least your mom is trying to feed you. I'm sure a majority of people have ended up in a weird situation/location after drinking themselves retarded. Ohhhh, this story is soooo ironic and unique, it deserves to be on FML. Not.

Team_Buffy 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:49

Seriously, FYL for not realizing you have such a chill mom. Most kids' asses would of been BURNT in that situation.

jacksonSFcali 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:51

why are tear mostly coming from France? are all of their lives ****** up?

I_GunVIP 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 1:54

my mom would of kicked me in the balls for not falling asleep naked but for having a party YDI

george456 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 4:01

All the mobile posts come up as France for some reason.

Americunt 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:00

Well YDI because of I was your Mom I'd spank your ass till I saw red bumps.

FutileResistance 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:05

At least your mom was cool enough to offer breakfast rather than booting your ass out the door. Though it would've been better if she'd have just left your 'breakfast' all over you instead of waking you up.

justin111 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 2:06

good job

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