By DanniRae - 13/03/2009 13:48 - United States

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Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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Tehalon 0

Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P

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Xyrian 0

This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.

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Dutchie2010 0

even if it was from American Wedding, it still made my day. LOL

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Lotus_Eater 0

It would be funny if your mom actually did know what they were and just wanted to see how you would justify your possession of them.

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ohfrick 0

psh this happened on American Wedding.

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EHAEJHMCR151415 0

wow way to take a scene from american wedding and say it happened to you. liar

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pmole42088 0

hey at least you know your mom isnt a hore lol

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could_be_funny 0

if this story is true, and you didn't just take it from the movie, why would you keep anal beads if they were "just a gag gift"?

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blacklagoon_fml 0

Haha well at least you didn't tell her what they really were and then have her still ask for a massage :P

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NorfolkDude 2

LOL, your mom might have known what they were. She is a girl too, you know? So yeah, she was probably like "show me" just to see how far you would stick with your story. So yeah, your mom is probably lol'ing it up with people but she'll never tell you about it. Next time at the tea party and your mom has friends over, be sure to bring out the beads so that way you can show your mom next time to be out right instead of playing you over like that.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

#15... what else is the OP going to do with them? Give them to the Salvation Army?

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wasd_fml 0

Grow up and learn to use words with your parents.

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