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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 22:52 - United States

Today, my mom asked if she could use my red dress for her two-week trip to the Caribbean. I said no, because I was going to a party and I wanted to wear it. She called me a selfish, greedy bitch who would stay single forever. I paid for her plane ticket, her hotel fees and her cruise ship fee. FML

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Hiphopopotamoose 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:27

Cancel her trip! =)

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 2:30

Yeah I agree with #3, you better cancel that trip. that will show her who's a greedy selfish bitch. And while she is wondering why the flight was cancled. say its cause you were a greedy selfish bitch. And then put on the red dress and leave. =] bwahah.

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geniuschild2000 5

Saturday 2 March 2013 7:59

She's Talking about herself

fml_seriously316 13

Friday 28 June 2013 20:17

Great mom you got there. But she technically is the selfish greedy bitch

shakile78 7

Tuesday 2 July 2013 7:25

Make her pay for what you did and show her that she is the selfish jerk

KevinFlynn 13

Tuesday 9 July 2013 16:40

time to cancel them all

jess_wileyy 12

Friday 9 August 2013 12:36

I would be pissed.

blackwidowtaco 31

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:29

Weird that your mom would want to borrow her daughters dress instead of just wearing one of her own.

BigNumberSixTwo 0

Thursday 26 September 2013 4:19

Smack dat bitch up da head! Damn!

SCAstudent 7

Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:36

Yourmom sucks.

littlexlune 16

Wednesday 6 November 2013 18:44

You should've gone instead.

MelonLord1544 11

Tuesday 19 November 2013 15:08

Fake. Wanna know why? You purchased both an airplane ticket and ship ticket

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