Miscellaneous: Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were... - FML

By heallven - 31/01/2013 12:26 - France - Ostricourt

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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Rosie_Posie43 12

Thursday 31 January 2013 18:42

He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 31 January 2013 18:44

Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.

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berryp 3

Sunday 3 February 2013 11:36

thats Monica's appartment in Friends! :)

Forein 15

Sunday 3 February 2013 18:08

This is possibly the best illustrated FML ever...

Sarow_96 13

Monday 4 February 2013 18:58

I love how the illustrator was inspired by Monica's apartment in Friends <3 <3 <3

BeachGirl27 23

Monday 4 February 2013 22:34

Brilliant illustrations, well done!

BostonBear 33

Wednesday 6 February 2013 14:12

time to switch it up for something other than pizza op

adam_night 9

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:29

*dials number* ya... we got turtles

lyza3 9

Friday 8 February 2013 6:54

Did anybody else notice in the illustration that the apartment is Monica's from Friends?

BriannaRWatson 13

Friday 8 February 2013 17:09

Brilliant! Ahaha, order me a veggie lovers. Baha!

Wizboy 17

Friday 8 February 2013 17:30

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Epic! XD

Yolandababy2 14

Sunday 10 February 2013 2:15

You have a serious addiction lol

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