By Jenn P - 22/04/2012 03:15 - United States - Wichita Falls

Today, my husband drew a penis on every one of my cigarettes. It's a new pack. FML
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Chris122990 4

I think he's subtly asking for a *******.

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Nemle22 4

Your husband's AWESOME!

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recklesslove19 3

yea and that's likely the only penis you'll get if you keep on smoking

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savannahrose713 0

It's his unique way of saying "quit smoking. I love you too much for you to die"

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hayleyperry 1

Haha sucks for you.... Smoking is gross

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FML_Elle 17

That's one way to prevent smoking lol

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griffdog118 1

Your post should be "I smoke cigarettes, FML"

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L1wolf 6

could this be a hint on what he wants you to? You know quit sucking the buts and suck his penis....

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seamonkeys 10

I'm sick of self righteous non smokers saying ydi because someone smokes. Its their choice. Grow up. If they're not directly hurting your lungs, let them do what they want.

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militarybrat 21

That means hes tired of you smelling and tasting so bad. Take the hint and stop smoking. YDI

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