Transportation: Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's....

By annoyed - 14/12/2011 14:06 - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

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Gan canny or we'll dunsh summick!

By Joshua - 28/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I discovered my new phone's voice command doesn't really understand my accent while I'm driving. It kept thinking I was saying, "Call my mum" instead of, "Open Maps". It called my mum 14 times. FML

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By embarassedmuch - 30/10/2012 04:05 - United States

Today, I bought a new car, and before I left, the dealer offered to help me set up the sync. I agreed, but I really wish I'd remembered that my Bluetooth name is TitsMcGee. FML

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Many such cases

By Anonymous - 20/12/2024 06:00 - United States - Holden

Today, I had to use my husband's vehicle. He has been spiraling into a mean, bigoted man. I got into his vehicle and the radio was on a station that was spewing weird stereotypes of women, and making fun of anyone who is not a hard supporter of a certain orange politician/businessman. FML

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Moody blues

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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By damniphone - 29/06/2013 05:31 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my friend thought it would be funny to change the language setting on my phone to Mandarin. Unfortunately, neither of us knows Mandarin, and we can't change it back to English. FML

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By StinkyandStupid - 15/03/2012 17:49 - United States

Today, I was calling my husband while driving. While the phone rang, I farted. As soon as the horrid smell hit my nose, my husband answered. I panicked and hung up quickly, thinking to myself how embarrassed I was because he could smell it. I'm an idiot. FML

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By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, my family is on the third day of driving cross country. My husband is still pretending he is driving on a NASCAR track, sound effects and all. FML

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Turn left into the lake

By Anonymous - 13/03/2023 22:00

Today, I got into a heated, one-sided argument with my GPS, and ended up driving around in circles for an hour due to roadworks messing with my GPS's computations. FML

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Pizzzaaaaaaa

By muzikmaler91 - 15/03/2012 09:45 - United States

Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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America's got talent

By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

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murdersquirrel 15

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:40

That's a pretty awesome prank. Kudos to your husband.

KeyboardWarrior 10

Wednesday 14 December 2011 18:44

HOW DO I DO THAT??

Comments

VoteForTaco 8

Thursday 15 December 2011 15:28

Where did you buy that GPS :D

redneckcracka 13

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:34

It sounds like you are the fool who needs to be.pittied

imhowie 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:46

YDI for not knowing how to work your own GPS. Maybe try to figure it out. Women...

blackjewels 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 17:55

google it

ILpalmtree 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 21:08

My friend has Cartman's voice for his. "turn right, into kyle's moms ****** hahaha".. Funny road trips

AngryBlckMan13 2

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:02

Thats fun :D

TopoX84 7

Thursday 15 December 2011 23:45

awesome ! Lol... where's the rest of the A-TEAM?

mickeyjohnson 0

Friday 16 December 2011 6:40

Mr. T will never steer you wrong.

raysfan6006 3

Friday 16 December 2011 7:53

That's an FML? How do u go on?

barleyguy 17

Friday 16 December 2011 9:05

Thats awesome!!!

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