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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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You deserved it 5 871

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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You deserved it 4 356

Well played

By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 796

You deserved it 6 288

By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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You deserved it 4 493

By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 112

You deserved it 3 740

Smothered

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 8 121

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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You deserved it 3 870

By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 302

You deserved it 12 491

By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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You deserved it 3 326

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 270

You deserved it 3 915

Bye bye love

By Anonymous - 05/03/2021 11:01

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 865

You deserved it 196

glowbaby 15

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:52

Set your relationship status to single.

mohamed_H 21

Tuesday 8 April 2014 8:54

Does your girlfriend happen to be a 5 year old?

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DatWeirdoDoe 9

Tuesday 8 April 2014 22:52

Dude ur girl is a annoying set ur status to single already shes not worth it

CeltHound 14

Tuesday 8 April 2014 23:23

Somebody's really needy!

9eberra1 6

Tuesday 8 April 2014 23:57

Go to her page, say "I had a lovely relationship with the girl who wasn't obsessed with social media side of you" and then like it!

Sigala760 4

Wednesday 9 April 2014 2:11

Tell her to get a life.

JustClaire95 13

Wednesday 9 April 2014 2:12

no one ever needs to be that possessive

Dubeinwyo 5

Wednesday 9 April 2014 5:08

Run, very far very fast.

LAuroraD 17

Wednesday 9 April 2014 5:16

BREAK IT OFF!!! Stage 5 cling!!!

fmlrulesBolt 14

Wednesday 9 April 2014 9:59

Run for your life

poopface82 23

Wednesday 9 April 2014 10:54

Ummm...maybe like her statuses more?

DaLiquer 20

Wednesday 9 April 2014 11:33

You need a new girl bud!

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Same thing different taste

Well played

Smothered

Bye bye love

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