By WakeUpToADream - 25/09/2015 20:43 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend is as punctual as a German train; I woke up to see her taking a dump into a plastic bag in our bedroom, all because my roommate was using the bathroom and she had to leave for work on time. FML
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WCARlover 34

if only her boss knew the sacrifices she made

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RitRit 20

Desperate times call for desperate measures!

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Dexter83_fml 17

Lol she doesn't work in HR does she by any chance

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Casy13 6

You know, german trains are famous for being late so your analogy sucks.

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Kempeth 5

You could say it was a shitty analogy.

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ctck 17

Wow. Really classy lady you have there. Just wondering...does she put the toilet seat down after she's done using it?

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potionowl 25

Ah yes, because only men do gross things. Ladies shit rainbows that smell like daisies right? Your humor is bad and you should feel bad.

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HarryHirsch 23

Believe me; if her digestive rhythm was like a German train, she would have serious trouble on her way to work.

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dyscomonkee 12

That's so nasty. Leave early and shit at work.....

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