By Anonymous - 27/08/2010 12:23 - United Kingdom

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Today, my girlfriend asked me how big the Sun would be compared to the Earth. I didn't have anything on me to help demonstrate, so to imitate the Earth, I made a small hole with my index finger and thumb and said "Okay, imagine a ball this small." She then looked at my crotch. FML
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killabee 0

So? Maybe it's just me but giant testes really aren't a must-have quality in a man.

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just_nicole 1

pahahahaha tht sux, but it made me laugh(:

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skyeyez9 24

Testicles look fine if they are in proportion to your body. Large cattle sized balls on a guy would be scary.

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texas_nemo 0

how old is your gf? 10? what kinda lame and ramdom question is that? tell her that if earth is the size of ur pee hole then sun is her ******..

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beancoinc 0

So did you also explain how you get lost in her black hole?

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mintcar 9

She was only teasing. I'm sure if she had problems with your testicles, she would've already mentioned it.

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iSilva 0

For the fact, she randomly asked.. Maybe she was trying to get, there. (;

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